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I’m a Chingstah

 

by nihahiga

 

Lyrics

Chorus 1

I’m a Chingstah
I’m an asian wannabe
I don’t hang with the G’s, I just roll with the C’s
When I skip down the street, all the people, they see
A super badass Chingstah, they wannabe me.
I run with scissors! I break the rules!
I drink when I drive! I loiter in schools!
I’m a hardcore thief, I steal but don’t share!
I don’t need to build my rep, cus I just built a bear!

Verse 1

Look at that hot chick looking this way
I don’t want a girl with D’s, she’s gotta have A’s
But I don’t need no pussy cat, just to clear the fog.
I do what I want, I just chill with my dawgs
I stand like a Chingstah with my Chingstah face
I dust off both my shoulders, not for dirt, but dandruff flakes.
I like to eat drugs, especially when I’m sick.
I take some tylenol and Advil, then I feel better!

Repeat Chorus 1**

Verse 2

I’m ballin on some 13 inch rims, cus I’m bad
I’ll fly 47 in a 45 if somebody makes me mad!
I love to play Monopoly, I love the police!
Every single picture I’m in, I hold my gang sign “peace”
I pillow fight my dog! I pillow fight my cat!
I pillow fight the carpet! I pillow fight this lamp!
I pillow fight my house! I pillow fight this tree.
I pillow fight the wall, I pillow fight myself!

Chorus 2

I’m a Chingstah
I’m an asian wannabe
I don’t hang with the G’s, I just roll with the C’s
When I skip down the street, all the people, they see
A super badass Chingstah, they wannabe me.
Who are you? I’m a Chingstah!
What you want? Ice Cream!
Where at? I’m home!
Whats 3 x 3? Nine!
Who farted? That was me!
Favorite Jonas? Trick Question!
Best Rapper? Dr. Suess
Who’s Yo Daddy? My Mom!

 

6 Responses to “I’m a Chingstah”

  1. yo that was sick

  2. OMG dat was so badass! *dedicated to all asians!

  3. lol, so funny, u badass, but ive gotta say, dat was fuckin funny!

  4. Man,that was gangsta!!!

  5. Having read this I believed it was extremely enlightening.
    I appreciate you taking the time and effort to put this short article together.
    I once again find myself personally spending a lot of time both reading and posting comments.
    But so what, it was still worth it!


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